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Right so I’ve given up with the trying to write creatively with this. Here’s the next update:

In the last post I went down to Fuschia City to get a Dratini from the Safari Zone; I also collected the SURF TM and the golden teeth. I then ran back to Saffron, catching any trainers I missed to level up my Dratini (nicknamed OhHiBatz after Kirsty). After getting back I challenged Sabrina and retook the Marsh Badge:

Yeah, me too. I've beat you like 3 times this playthrough!
Yeah, me too. I’ve beat you like 3 times this playthrough!

And with that I did the thing that everyone thought I was crazy about (god, really Steve?) and got the Marsh Badge before the Soul Badge

Officially feckin sane!
Officially feckin sane!

With this glitch finally fixed and my baseball cap firmly set facing the right way again, I ran back to Fuschia and I continued into the “INVISIBLE WALLED GYM” which is a lot less true in the original game as you’ll see for yourself though if you want to know it’s very obvious…

A few jaunts back and forth to the Pokécenter and boom:

Sass me one more time and I'll get Edna Mode!
Sass me one more time and I’ll get Edna Mode!

And if that wasn’t enough, the wait finally paid off and Sean Connery got his leading role:

Like the Egyptian that has a Scottish accent, the Wyvern that is confused as a Dragon...
Like the Egyptian that has a Scottish accent, the Wyvern that is confused as a Dragon…

SO THIS IS GREAT, I think to myself and I head straight off to Seafoam Isles. I get there and I realise I forgot Strength. BACK I GO!

I know, Beedrill, I fuck up A LOT!
I know, Beedrill, I fuck up A LOT! You missed a lot though so SHUT UP

 

Anyway, did the Seafoam Isles, left Articuno and I got to Cinnabar Island:

Fire?
Fire?

So there you go people. Easy; Fast; Subtle; like most of my clients when I don my Midnight Cowboy outfit.

Dan, here’s my current time and team.

11 10

Next time we do Cinnabar Mansion, Gym and the Elite Five

Later!

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