In place of actual content, some jokes

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Well we’ve been at this for a little while now, and I think it’s safe to say that I’ve achieved absolutely bugger all. But I’ve not been absolutely nothing, I have been using my time to think of a some lovely Pokemon puns for you lovely individuals. So if you’ll forgive me (and I’m including the Pokemon overlord Dan in this) then please enjoy some delightful PokeJokes.


  1. Why don’t Grass Pokemon like Fire attacks? Because it makes their Bulbasaur!
  2. Have you evolved your Pidegey yet? If not, you Pidgeotto!
  3. What do Ground type pokemon have for breakfast? Dugtri’Os!
  4. Can Hitmonlee use Megapunch? No, but Hitmonchan!
  5. Can you guarantee a successful trip to the Safari Zone? No, you just have to take a Chancey

That’s all for now, but I promise there’ll be some real updates coming from me soon. Definitely. Soon. I promise.

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